"I was on the 9th hole at Briarwood. There are trees on the right. I usually slice into them, but this time I had a No-Waterball 'No Trees' ball. I teed it up and cranked 250 yards, perfectly straight. Almost reached the group of women golfing in front of us. I'll make a long story short: I ended up getting a date ^[3]. And I owe it all to NoWaterball!"

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